Man who calls police to say he’s ‘too high’ found in pile of Doritos
AUSTINTOWN, Ohio — An Ohio man made a strange and not-so-wise call to police last Friday to tell them that he was “too high” on marijuana.
Police arrived at the 22-year-old man’s home at approximately 5:20 p.m, according to The Vindicator.
Officers found the man on the floor “in a fetal position,” surrounded by “a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.”
According to a police report, the man told the officer he couldn’t feel his hands because he smoked too much weed.
The 22-year-old gave the officer the keys to his car, where he had smoked the pot. The cop recovered a glass pipe, rolling papers, roaches, and a glass jar of marijuana.
According to the police report, charges are pending for drug possession and drug paraphernalia.